Many of you would like to see a Cat in power. I urge you to either join my army or, at least join the feline political party and vote "Meow!" The responsibilities of a cat soldier are not like people soldiers. We do not use guns or other bang-bangs. No. Those are for humans. We use much more sophisticated tactics. Tactics that you probably already employ. For instance, sleep depravation is one of my favorite tactics. Try this, if you haven't already. At four in the morning, go into your people's room. Knock things over. Loudly. Then, run and jump over the bed. Miss. Land on your people. Run. Rinse, and repeat. Very easy. Very effective. Go, on, try it. You know you want to...
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