Saturday, January 31, 2009

Now Accepting Applications...




My fellow felines, and supporting animals (including sympathetic humans),
Many of you would like to see a Cat in power. I urge you to either join my army or, at least join the feline political party and vote "Meow!" The responsibilities of a cat soldier are not like people soldiers. We do not use guns or other bang-bangs. No. Those are for humans. We use much more sophisticated tactics. Tactics that you probably already employ. For instance, sleep depravation is one of my favorite tactics. Try this, if you haven't already. At four in the morning, go into your people's room. Knock things over. Loudly. Then, run and jump over the bed. Miss. Land on your people. Run. Rinse, and repeat. Very easy. Very effective. Go, on, try it. You know you want to...

6 comments:

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Jerusalem Jones said...

May I remind you that I am a cat? I have not yet perfected the artificial thumb. But when I do...oh when I do.. meow!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I have my own party: Critters for Total World Domination. I was a front runner in the US election except that I was told cats can't vote (or hold office). I am working on breaking them of this specism...

Jerusalem Jones said...

I like your style, Cheysuli. This is why the US must fall. Let us combine forces. Together, we can rule the world!!!!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Oh, goodie ... Chey has weighed in. She nearly won the party nomination for the DemoCats ... Lack of thumbs was all that kept her from the White House (an' the fact that none of us is old enough to vote) ... You two should team up ... Oh, and check out Derby. He's Chey's running mate (I think) ...

We've gotta do something about all of the species-ist discrimination in world politics ... I suggest using our clawrs! Or "the bitey"!

DMM

Jerusalem Jones said...

DMM,
"The bitey" is a cats best friend! I applaud your use of it to keep your humans, and supplicant cats in-line!

I remain hungry,
Jerusalem Jones, B.I.T.E.R.