"Life is like a game of Risk; it's not really over 'til everyone else is prostrate before you!"
I'm fairly sure it's Ghandi who said that. Not Ghandi the human though--Ghandi the Cat. One of the greatest masterminds cat-kind has ever known. Not since Catfucius has one cat held such brilliance. I believe it was Ghandi who also said, "Let them eat Tuna." But, I digress.
As you can see from my increadibly accurate Map of conquest, which I update now-and-then, I currently hold dominion over the eastern coast of the United States. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. And I have licked their wounds with my sandy-tongue! And it was good...
What I require are informants! I need insiders from around the world to help spread the message of the kat-king's coming*! As we take command over new territories of the once mediocre human race please send word! Your allegiances shall not go unrewarded!
Jerusalem Jones, G.E.N.I.U.S.
*Kat-King's Koming had been the original Idea that I had for my new dominion's blog; however, my 'beans' advised me against it. Something about how the acronym holds different meaning in that primitive human tongue of English. Nevertheless!
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