Viva Le Revolution!

I have been a cat since the beginning of time. In fact, Adam was my favorite pet. Despite this, the Egyptian golden era was really the only one that was worth living. Those Egyptians really understood cats. I also knew King Arthur; I caused the fall of Rome; I witnessed the Bubonic plague; I came over on the Mayflower; I saw the Russian revolution; I was at the beaches of Normandy; and I am alive now. Since nothing monumental is happening, it must be that this is my time. After witnessing countless years of human depravity, I have concluded that you people are not fit to rule yourselves. I have decided that the time for Cat Rule is now. Viva Le Revolution! Join the Meow March!